A mythic joke printed in premium comfort. The History’s First Drug Bust Sweatshirt turns the Garden of Eden into a humorous moment in history—capturing Adam, Eve, and the forbidden fruit in a bold, vintage-style illustration that blends humor, symbolism, and cultural storytelling.
Made with the dependable Gildan 2400, this long-sleeve crewneck offers a classic fit and durable feel, perfect for everyday wear or layering. Soft, comfortable, and made to last, it’s a staple for anyone who enjoys thoughtful art with a playful twist.
• 100% cotton for a natural, breathable feel
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and ribbed cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit to maintain shape over time
• Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar for durability
• Double-needle bottom hem for a structured finish
• Taped neck and shoulders for added strength
• Quarter-turned to prevent a center crease
Created only when you order — reducing waste and honoring sustainable creation. Thank you for supporting mindful craftsmanship.
IMPORTANT:
Please ensure sizing before purchase - We do accept returns if the incorrect sizing was purchased but please be aware returns in this regard do have an affect on us so we just ask to clarify your size with the sizing chart.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
