The History’s First Drug Bust Sweatshirt blends ancient myth with modern humor, capturing the moment Adam and Eve made the world’s most questionable botanical decision. Designed in PHILOSOPHIA’s signature illustrative style, this crewneck is equal parts clever, symbolic, and effortlessly wearable.
Crafted with the Cotton Heritage M2480, it delivers a premium feel and a clean silhouette—perfect for cool days, layering, or simply making a statement without saying a word.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-washed & garment-dyed)
• Relaxed, vintage-washed feel — soft from day one
• Garment-dyed for a worn-in, lived-in look
• Heavyweight fabric: 6.1 oz/yd² (206 g/m²)
• Ribbed cuffs for a clean, structured sleeve fit
• Double-needle stitching on neck, sleeves & hem for durability
• Twill-taped neck & shoulders to maintain shape
• Unisex relaxed fit — slightly oversized, true Comfort Colors style
• Pre-shrunk, garment-dyed fabric for consistent sizing
• Made with durable ring-spun yarn for stronger, smoother texture
• Pigment-dyed color variations give every shirt a unique tone
• Perfect for streetwear, casual layering, or everyday comfort
Created only when you order — reducing waste and honoring sustainable creation. Thank you for supporting mindful craftsmanship.
IMPORTANT:
Please ensure sizing before purchase - We do accept returns if the incorrect sizing was purchased but please be aware returns in this regard do have an affect on us so we just ask to clarify your size with the sizing chart.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
