Step into the Garden with a wink and a message.
The History’s First Drug Bust Sweatshirt blends ancient myth with modern humor, capturing the moment Adam and Eve made the world’s most questionable botanical decision. Designed in PHILOSOPHIA’s signature illustrative style, this crewneck is equal parts clever, symbolic, and effortlessly wearable.
Crafted with the Cotton Heritage M2480, it delivers a premium feel and a clean silhouette—perfect for cool days, layering, or simply making a statement without saying a word.
• 100% cotton for a natural, breathable feel
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and ribbed cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit to maintain shape over time
• Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar for durability
• Double-needle bottom hem for a structured finish
• Taped neck and shoulders for added strength
• Quarter-turned to prevent a center crease
Created only when you order — reducing waste and honoring sustainable creation. Thank you for supporting mindful craftsmanship.
IMPORTANT:
Please ensure sizing before purchase - We do accept returns if the incorrect sizing was purchased but please be aware returns in this regard do have an affect on us so we just ask to clarify your size with the sizing chart.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
